18 Funny Tweets From Just This Weekend

Published: Apr 26, 2026 2:58 PM • Updated: Apr 26, 2026 4:00 PM • Original source

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“starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.”

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Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:  pic.twitter.com/U02PBrMzMD

me with the laundry from the dryer https://t.co/US0lPMjhBA

*i’m not picky*me after seeing the menu pic.twitter.com/PHejo99rWi

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash: pic.twitter.com/PyPlPJbxNF