Here, My Friend, Are The Funniest Tweets From The Weekend

Published: May 3, 2026 3:19 PM • Updated: May 3, 2026 4:06 PM • Original source

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I'm Chelsea, the Weekend Editor at BuzzFeed, where I cover everything from pop culture and politics to TV and celebrity news.

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Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table  pic.twitter.com/iJxz62iROB

when a girl my age mentions her husband or kid pic.twitter.com/oLuNDicc30

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off pic.twitter.com/jArkhulW48