Hi, I’m Dave, author of all those articles your aunt sent you that you may or may not have clicked on.These include: the most-read post in BuzzFeed history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé.

WHAT HAPPENED: You know the story. Due to increased demand in other Klondike products, they were ripped away from our loving arms a few short years ago, in 2022. 

WHAT HAPPENED: What may be the most legendary mint in history left us in 2010... but wait! They're back, just with a new name. Get them here.

WHAT HAPPENED: Hard to believe, right? But it's true — they've been gone for a few years. Although, apparently, you can buy a giant box of tiny boxes and get the flavor.

WHAT HAPPENED: According to the Oreo Facebook page, what many refer to as "boneless Oreos" left us around eight years ago. ... BUT WAIT! They're back! Get them here.

WHAT HAPPENED: The coolest mint known to humankind hasn't been around for years.

WHAT HAPPENED: The world just couldn't handle a Skittle you could chew forever. We just weren't ready. They left us in 2006.

WHAT HAPPENED: 2018 was a difficult year for us all, and it was especially difficult for Waffle Crisp, what with being discontinued. ... But WAIT! It's back! Buy 'em here.

WHAT HAPPENED: The most intimate candy out there was discontinued in 2009.

WHAT HAPPENED: Believe it or not, this creamy take on a classic was only around for a little over a year. It came back (in addition to a new strawberries and cream flavor) for a little bit in 2022 after a massive TikTok trend, but only for a limited time.

WHAT HAPPENED: Yogos have been yo-gone since the early 2010s.

WHAT HAPPENED: The world's OTHER most iconic mint-adjacent candy cremed no more in the mid-2000s. ... But WAIT! They're back! Get 'em here.

WHAT HAPPENED: It went away, it came back as a seltzer, and now it's back AGAIN as a low sugar probiotic soda. Check it out here.

WHAT HAPPENED: Skittles changed their green lime flavor to apple in 2013. ... BUT NOW THEY'RE BACK! Check it out here.

WHAT HAPPENED: The alpha and omega of chips has been gone since the '90s.

WHAT HAPPENED: Again, the world couldn't handle a product too good for this world. They went away in 2006.

WHAT HAPPENED: Like the setting sun or the roaring stream, the world simply moved on from Pepsi Blue in 2004... until 2021, when it came back! But now it's gone again.

WHAT HAPPENED: According to the Ritz folks themselves, they've been gone as of seven years ago. They had a limited release of 300 boxes of the flavor in 2022, which I had the privilege of trying. They were transcendent.

WHAT HAPPENED: They've been Go-Go-GONE since 2008.

WHAT HAPPENED: Good news, Ooze fans! You can still get it on Amazon.

WHAT HAPPENED: They've been gone since the early 2010s...but they came back! Get them here.

WHAT HAPPENED: Nesquik Cereal was quikly removed from shelves in the US in 2012. You can still get it in some other countries... and on Amazon.

WHAT HAPPENED: Reese's in beautiful, beautiful ball form went away in 2004.

WHAT HAPPENED: Oh, these have been gone for a long, long time.

WHAT HAPPENED: After coming hot (heh) out of the gate in 2010, they've been gone for years.

WHAT HAPPENED: These took the world by storm in 2003. Or at least my parents' freezer by storm. They've been gone a loooong time now.

WHAT HAPPENED: Unfortunately, according to the good folks at Mars, these have been gone for at least six years.

WHAT HAPPENED: They're back!!! Buy 'em here.

WHAT HAPPENED: The world has been devoid of remixes since 2005.

WHAT HAPPENED: These have been gone for over a decade, my good, good friend. Haven't you noticed?

WHAT HAPPENED: What many call the holy grail of peanut butter-flavored sweet cream snacks has been gone since the '90s.

WHAT HAPPENED: They've been gone for at least the last nine years, maybe longer. For shame.

WHAT HAPPENED: Cheetos puffed no more in 2012.

WHAT HAPPENED: They went to the great convenience store in the sky in 2006.

WHAT HAPPENED: The world shall paint with candy no more as of the mid-2000s.

WHAT HAPPENED: The juiciest juice to ever juice has been juiced out since 2001.

WHAT HAPPENED: The Fruitopia became the, uh, ummmm...Fruit-dystopia in 2003.