Reading this is the coziest and happiest I’ve felt all week.

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was pic.twitter.com/ieLuC3s7el

I used to be very addicted to a game called Neko Atsume, where you put out toys in your yard and the neighborhood cats come to visit. Anyways, I finally live in a house with a yard and guess what just happened!! pic.twitter.com/5f4trgbvZR

Latin has no exact word for 'yes' but some phrases give the same effect, like 'ita vero'. One of my students translated it as 'so true' today and I can't stop imagining all the Romans now saying "so true bestie" all the time

The time I was drinking beer at Point Reyes with friends and I was pointing out the spot where I had watched a whale breach several years before while drinking beer with friends, only to have a whale breach again at the exact same spot as if by drunken command. https://t.co/WRhC5l9yxH

got invited to a rug tufting workshop and made a fish i'm so excited! pic.twitter.com/KfUwLFIogb

the tree outside my room makes my whole room look pink pic.twitter.com/Zsg8fMQJO5

I was doodling and I left my paper for a sec, came back to a little addition from my 5 year old lol pic.twitter.com/os3CCa4ye4

My best friend/soulmate just moved a 7-10 min walk from me and we have NOT been responsible about it

When I was a little kid and asked my dad for a bed time story be basically just told me the plot of whatever was the last movie he saw and I didn't realize it till I saw those movies in high school over 10 years later

my new husband: "just so you know, if you see an app pop up on my phone with a flame icon, it's not Tinder. it's called "hotstocks" and it's so I can track Hobbit trading cards."

3 years ago I shat myself in an escape room. It is my cousin’s favorite story. Today he had frontal lobe surgery and there was potential for memory loss. This is the first text he sent me from recovery: pic.twitter.com/GkegQQ0Njy

Abartmak istemem ama bu kedi desenli etek aslında en değerli eşyam pic.twitter.com/cXw6a9MRx7

what do you guys think of my catcakes😼 pic.twitter.com/LR4ILbLC1K

Nomi took a DNA test and it came back 30% squirrel, 35% great horned owl, 30% skunk, and 5% “??????” pic.twitter.com/yxBpz10TQ8

This random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imaooo pic.twitter.com/wusvUv3ASE

I think I’m under surveillance 🐈‍⬛ pic.twitter.com/G3nRkfH8x0

He is gonna fly pic.twitter.com/XOajocUnqB