We’re in a war of choice with Iran, gas prices are 43% higher than they were a year ago and inflation is the highest its been since May 2023.

Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” blew the deficit into the stratosphere, his transportation secretary is off making a reality TV show with his nine kids while receiving his government salary, and his FBI director is going on VIP snorkeling expeditions … at the Pearl Harbor memorial.

Meanwhile, here’s what’s going on inside President Donald Trump’s brain:

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Ballroom?

Ballroom!

Ballroom ballroom — ballroom ballroom. Ball. Room.

Trump’s obsessing over a lavish $200,000,000 — nope, sorry, $400,000,000 — ope, wrong again, $1,000,000,000-plus ballroom that he destroyed the entire East Wing of the White House for, without permission, having initially claimed it would be “substantially separated from the main building of the White House.”

But don’t worry, folks: It’s six stories deep, 90,000 square feet in size, and has “a drone port” on its roof.

For even more ballroom, see the video above.

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